Ok... So Jamaica day #1!!! 5:30 am
Start :/
The drive in was beautiful!! Its sooo green!! There are also so many shops along the way!!! So many random little bars/beer joints and jerk chicken stands! We arrived at the resort and were greeted with rum punch... We are staying at an all inclusive resort!!! All alcohol and all food included!!
We have decided to play the yes man game...you know like the film?? Gotta say yes to everything....anyway the first night we went to ricks cafe, Shaun jumped off the high cliff, Rebecca jumped off, I was too chicken to jump off any cliff!!! I was So pumped but then as soon as I stood up there I was like... f*** no I can't jump off there!
We saw a crap sunset... That was the whole reason we went to the cliffs but there were too many clouds!!! We had dinner and were stared down by a French family... We named them French mamma, French papa and French old mate, we piked at 9pm!!!
We saw this woman at the resort!! She looked like a witch!! So we decided to share our thoughts on her name, occupation, reason she was there, marital status, who she was there with, fave drink, choice for halloween costume, age and starsign...
Bec -
Charlotte, divorced, from nabraska, chemist/jewelry maker, 1 child, she has an internet lover that's why she is here, with her mother, fave drink is scotch and coke, halloween costume is a Vampire, 35 yo, Scorpio

Cindy-
Denise, widow, going back to school to study photography, Canada, no kids, here to pick up and grieve, hat maker, with her mother, cosmopolitan is her fave drink, going to halloween as a Witch, 34 yo, Virgo

Shaun-
Dara/Sarah from a small town in central America, spending her fathers inheritance, here with mother, school teacher/fortune teller, no kids, no bf ever! beer is her fave drink , halloween costume is witch with cat! 38 yo,Gemini

After stalking her and bombarding her with 598 questions in the bathroom we found out that her name is Amanda, She is a retail manager, she is single, never been married, she is here with a "companion" lives in Ohio (central America!! She even said central America)
She is here pickin up some Jamaican, met someone on island and is going on 3rd date!! That day she was wearing a black sequined beret!!!

We then decided that Companions name is Cathy and she is a lesbian and omg she is controlling,Cathy is gonna sabotage the date, Cathy wouldn't even let us have a drink with old mate Mandy!!!! Ugh!!
so our aim is to be amanda's Facebook friend!! And also to get a pic of Amanda and Cathy... Then we can cut Cathy's head off and stick ours on... Who ever can do that Is the winner!!!
Day 2.
We woke up and went to the gym then we went for a beach walk, at the beach we saw a guy washing his ass under the shower :/
We layed on the beach, went to the pool,had handstand competitions, ate some jerk chicken!! I only had a bite.
Bec broke her heel on the way to dinner! it was so hilarious!
We saw a guy with pink sweater around his neck!
We then went to the bar and met two couples.. One of them had just gotten married.. We drank cocktails and shots then got kicked out at 12:30 we wanted to go to the night club but it was closed :/
Day 3
Today we went to bob marleys house! It was a massive drive but it was interesting. It's unbelievable how poor this country is! I mean... you expect to see poor people but I expected it to be like there were nice areas and then poor areas but it's really all just poor areas and it's all so primitive.... people ask you for money or clothes or beer or anything everywhere you go... Which is sad but it gets to be annoying when you are gettin yelled at to give them money or people running up to you to ask you for stuff...
Anyway so we got to Bob marleys house and saw where he was born, where he lived, where he used to sit and write and we saw his grave
they had a band there who were amazing!!!! His house was so tiny and simple... just two rooms, no kitchen just a stone fire outside.. Insane!
On the way back we stopped at a church and heard some singing..then we stopped at a jerk hut, I only had rice and beans and festival and cassava cake which both tasted the same... Like scones basically.. then we went back to the hotel...
It was the longest day ever!! Old mate bob lived SO far into the mountains it's ridiculous! Once we got back we had dinner and then we crashed on out!!
Day 4... Birthday#1
we woke up and went for a beach walk.... shaun was really trying to get us to walk past Hedonism which is a swingers resort... We did walk past the nude beach however it was empty.
After that we went and grabbed breakfast before jumping on the bus to go zip lining!!
After another 2 hours on another bus... We arrived...
It was awesome.. And high.. Some were fast... One I didn't make it to the end cos I'm too light :/
The guides were hilarious... There were 10 bazillion Mosquitos!!!
It was awesome!!! There were 8 lines all up!!! Omg it was pretty fun!
then we went back and got drunk/stoned... I got sick it was not cool.. I had a nap in the bathroom :/
then I went to bed! Yay for bed!!
Early start for birthday #2 we jumped on a plane and headed back to cayman...
Omg hot tip for everyone... If you are leaving/entering a country... you need to have all your air tickets with you!!! so when you enter/leave Jamaica for example.. You need to have your flights for Asia which are 6 months down the track with you... And your flights for the states...
Retarded!!! I got pulled into the office to find it all and print it out!! LUCKY it's not the old days and I had it all emailed to me or I would still be in god damn Jamaica!!!!

Quotes of the trip:
-I feel like dancing
-Throw a fork at them (talkin about old mate frenchies)
-don't lift your arms up in the night club everyone will see your petticoat
-You know what? Something is going to happen to Amanda and we are going to have to ID her body
-Once we get to the end it's as far as we can go
-Is french mamma drinking??? Where's french papa?!
-Why is there a bulldozer taking a beach walk?
-Do you reckon bulldozer picked up a lady on the beach before??