> Christmas Cake Recipe > > Ingredients: > 1 cup of water > 1 tsp baking soda > 1 cup of sugar > 1 tsp salt > 1 cup of brown sugar > lemon juice > 4 large eggs > nuts > bottle Vodka > 2 cups of dried fruit >
> Sample the vodka to check quality. > Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. > To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. > Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. > Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. > Add one teaspoon of sugar. > Beat again. >
> At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try > another cup ... just in case Turn off the mixerer. > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. > Pick fruit off floor. > Mix on the turner. > If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. > Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. > Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a s***. > Check the vodka. >
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. > Add one table. > Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. >Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. > Don't forget to beat off the turner. > Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat. > CHERRY MISTMAS  info

Hi Tina
Congrats.. for your new job. how are ya doing? here in the office is not that much busy as last year.. everyone are fine here in the office..All the four naughty REX, RUBY,GEORGY & ROSY tooo :)
your mom got cold ..your dad was away to Chiang Mai but now back already.
anyway where u will be in this Christmas (NZ?) we just decorate the christmas tree in the office yesterday..
hey hope you like the job the you got.. is that permanent?
anyway gott go for now .. catch ya later
take care
RAY  info

Hey Little Sis,
Congrats on the new job! :)
Loved my Xmas card.
Do I get the real thing as my present??;)
Lots of love -Big Sis (not so big now!!! :P)
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Hi Cat,

Just back from Egypt, had a great time saw the pyramids, camels, mummies, temples, tombs and went snorkelling in the Red Sea.

It?s cold and wet back here, Boo !

Tim.
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that neck thing - my god you really are a freak - you should be donated to science ;)  info

hi my favourite dough master,hope your feelin better.
i just beat your brother at bowlin he lost a tenner.
i wiil email you now on a regular basis.
take care,rowan  info

Does anyone else want to guess what the lump was?!!?! so far suggestions were a lump of banoffee pie got lodge in there or a pocket of pure bacardi... :)  info

Well said Renegade !! Our Shackle Dragging cousins have been very quiet this week. I wore my England Rugby shirt on Saturday, Sunday, Monday and today !! It smells a bit now but it's nice seeing that painful look in their eyes. I'm sure they'll be full of it once the Ashes starts again on Thursday.......  info

Just saw your new pics !!

Which bit of you is that ????????  info

Stuffed those fudge-pucker Kiwi's just like you said! Then gave those Aussies a good seeing to! England Rugby team rulethe world!!! Goodnight! God Bless! and God save the Queen!  info

Hey Cat,

How are you? Just watched for the first time your side....and all the pictures! haha nice to see them back after been away for a while already.

I am in Malaysia now with my friends! Having a good time! Next week i am going to Indonesia, were i meet my mom and sister.

Well hope to here from you and in mean while have a happy life!

Nicky (the hatlady)

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Hi Cat, working my way down Western Australia, can't wait to get to Shell Beach - your sunset photo from there was bloody amazing, will be very disappointed if it doesn't look exactly like that when I get there!! Lots of luv A. x  info