Organised enough to score the best seats on the plane, combined with a day flight, and an 8hr one at that made this the best flight we've had in forever. No yocking attacks from kids, no petty seat turf battles, no arguments about the food - or at least it just seemed that way, I spent the flight with an aisle between me and the rest of them and will now forever more.It's a drizzling 19c @6pm, I immediately regret indulging in Gab's paranoia about the...

Germany wants us gone - Raus Heir! Hamburg has turned on a grey and drizzly morning, we're packed and on our way. Not far from here is a town Aurich, we know it has nothing to do with us. But long ago Uncle Dan planted the idea in our heads that it was related to us, it's the closest thing on earth to an Aurisch Castle, we really should do it. Emerson the natural born Princess, and a Castle only one consonant removed from being related to us?The was my mo...