Ralph told me there was a weed drought in ireland at the mo and just look at the results!

Ralph in just one week without weed you have relearned to communicate with other human beings and even learned some basic language!.....Just imagion if you never smoked at all!

That wasn't me below saying that the previous post wasn't me.
That was me and i represent the opinions made clear in the original statement.
I am indeed and irish tez-egg and therefore, all relevant and related comments regarding my ethnic disabilty are fully embraced and endorsed by myself, Raplh O'Shea-O'Brien-McGuinness-Keane...
Top of the afternoon to you,
Ralph
(The big irish Tez-master)

Thats not really me below if you haven't guessed. Probably Bob - the little fella.

Deres more to ISLAND dan dis,
I apologise for my torrade of Irish filth, here in ISLAND we speak in rhyme. It was part of the Good Friday agreement; "every mick, paddy and seamus in all de land, must speak in a kinda limerick to be sure, dis will detract any credibility from each of da politcal parties ta be sure"
I am indeed an irish immigrant, living as an englishman in order to fund my familys potato guzzling. I send back two a week... sometimes a cupful of gruel mix too.
Top of the morning to you,
Regards
Ralph - the biggest bellsniffer in the whole of the emerald isle

Sorry Ralph, now you know where Bobs (lack of) spelling skills come from

Well done to Bob's mum - a true Inspector Morse in the making, but the spelling is "Ralph". You could learn a few things about breaking clues from your mum, bob!
"And so neither nick or bob had faith,
To work out that Joe, was actually...."

Is Brazilian Joe Ralf- Raif??

Its not the guy below this message ("Harry") Though he does appear to be a complete quender.
"Rember to look beyond your small town scene,
Think of colours such as orange, white and green"
Good Luck!

i aint brazilian joe you ker-weeeers

Sorry my freind but you are mistaken! Think again and remember - the clues are the key!
"I would never have drunk diet Pepsi,
Especially at a certain dispensery."
"From a slumber i would be hard to disturb,
After enjoying some of my favourite herb."
"So spin a web at whatever cost,
But i'm as big and tall, as you two are lost!"

Brazilian joe, the turkish frequent did he,
To maintain his persona of Steven Lea,
Nights spent alone up in his room,
He required a mate to relieve his gloom,
He grew his hair and got some stubble,
But this did little to solve his trouble,
Untill at last he found the key,
In pint after pint of diet pepsi,
In just one year he shed the fat,
And at last swapped palm for twat,
And so at last his mind was free,
To make up his ridiculas online identity.........

Perhaps you can work out my real identity from my feindish clues!
"I would know you both if you were seen in the street,
But one of you did i only thrice ever meet"
"I speak your language but have to say,
I come from a place that is miles away"
I may give more clues if i am feeling obliged