Today i ate a an avacado. It was nice..Love your work. EMMMMMMEEEETTTTTTTT xxxxx(She loves you all) xxxxxx

Hello Stephen ! Not sure where you are now - but I'm sure it's baking hot wherever you are !!!! Still totally freezing here - but I've saved your telephone message which always warms my heart when I listen to it !!!!!!! Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooads of love from Susan xx

Hi Joe, had your Mum and Deb down in Swansea for the weekend and tried to teach them how to drink but they are fairly hopeless with the alcohol and I can only assume you get your expertise from your Dad. Now I've found your site I shall check every now and again to make sure you're not having too much fun! Oh, and if you get to Adelaide let me know, I've got a very good friend there, lives on a farm by the river, with yacht, powerboat, motorbike, quadbikes and is always up for a visitor or 2 from the UK. Take care, enjoy.....

hey guys, oiii, i got a puppy today, Billy! Brilliant. Hope you have travelled to your new destination safe, and have settled in good. speak soon lots of love xxx

oooops dunno what happend there, apolagies for the blank message there, lol. hope your all good n having fun in malaysia!! im in my new house now, its wicked! please get in touch soooon! take care of urselves, sending lots of luv, abs x x x x (ps miss u samuel) alos hope ur all drinking ur milk and eating ur veg......u wont grow into big strong boys if u dont! and ur guns will vammooosh! he he

Can u send me some sunshine in a box please. xxx If you can find this place on your travels ill give u £987,237,654 each.

if this pic doesnt come out then forget it... clean my car and ill give u the money.

Hello.....keep having fun...goodbye!

hello all, my overall aim is to be the most-featured rambler on this message board, and so far, my crown is safe! it all seems abit sweetness and light so far, you wait till the bickering begins, soon joes disgusting hygiene issues will become prominent, sedges hair gripes will arise to the surface, and sams facial fluff will annoy all in wrestling matches! soon the cracks will appear on your seemingly perfect threesome! i will await the day the arguements begin love and hugs to all - and once more, lonely heart sedge xxx

Well hello there Father, son and holy bavin. Glad to see all is well. Hope u had a good birthday joe was the ladyboy i got for you suitable (sedge). I feel severe shrinkage in the gun department must be occuring now. But dont worry mine have always been bigger. I even have a new hair do now which some mite say rivals any of sedges previous barnit connerser choices. When u sed u went riding on elephants was that ur effort at an exquisite eight sedge or was that the animal kind? Speak to u soon hope all is well x x ps joe dont worry u may tan in another life x x

Greetings from the winchestershire!! Hope u cats are cool. Happy Birthday for monday joe.. i no its late.. ever so sorry. Bognor lost 35-0 on saturday. Obviously needing the JT. It has been raining here now for 40 days and 40 nights.. we are in the process of getting in touch with that old bloke Noah to see if we can borrow is arc. Hamsters will not be invited in two by two. Nor naked mole rats. Nathan has been telling me how he is planning on spending this terms student loan.. yes of course its to do with his appearance.. a new hair do. Gay Uk is definatly keeping his title. Can u email me please.. so i have all ur email addresses Love you more than slush puppies.. Emmetta-rooooooooo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s tuc tucs are coming to Britain. fact

Dear Stephen - love the latest piccies - you look fantastic !!! Loads of love from Susan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx