Hello you MAD, MAD lot... Thought i'd leave you's a message as i haven't done in ages!! But it was good to hear all your voices last night, or should i say this morning for you's, not that any of the conversation made that much sense from all the shouting and singing, but sounded like you's had, had a good evening out of the lash again... haha!! Well best be off, my head is hurting from the one too many snakebites!!! Take care, missing you all Dancing xXx

Hi Hope your ok. Just been looking at your photos you look like a puny little boy compared to macho jacko ben!! Have you met any nice ladies yet or are you always to drunk?? So do you think that you will actually make it to Thialand? Because it sounds like you are just drinking your money away! Looks like westhams going down! Lost 4-0 to Charlton!! you have only missed 1 game where they have actually won since you have been gone!! At least it will be cheap for season tickets next year. Ring us!!! And stop wearing that orange strippy tshirt! Or at least change it for the photos!! It looks like thats al that you wear!! Love you lots, Miss you Jodie & Holly (ying & yang)

Glad you are all well. Franco as alby will vouch for me, you all forget that I have a grandmother, an uncle in Tenerife a mother and a Badger who for some reason think that I know what the boys are up to at all times. So if they do not get in contact, these people start to get concerned and the ounas is placed on me. lol. Updates......West Ham relegated........Wybacks firsts as usual undefeated, was checking resluts the other day and they go along the lines of 11-0,7-0,6-1,8-0. Wybacks 2nds lying fourth with I think two games in hand and three points off Winston who are top. However, we haven't had a game for 9 weeks. Alby still need to send me that info by email so I can look up how to go about all relevant details. NB

BIG game on Saturday!! Have we left it too late. We'll all know by Saturday night what our destiny is. COME ON THE HAMMERS!! Hope your all ok. Missing you. Looking forward to your next update. Look after yourselves and take care of each other. Russ.

Hi everyone, Sorry we haven't updated for a while, we've haven't found the time which you should all take as a good thing as it means we're all really enjoying ourselves! Believe it or not it does take a good few hours and some creative thinking to update this which is hard to find after a good skinful the night before! We haven't been ignoring anyone but is difficult with the time difference and phones are not always answered when called. As on a budget we are restricted to landlines only! I hope this clears things up (Nathan!) and thank you (Franco) for sticking up for us! All jokes aside we're missing you all but having a fantastic time if only you could all be here to join us. Loads of Love The Boys

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Nathan, Leave the boys alone they are enjoying themselves!! Hope things are going well chaps and your all safe, take care xx

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Hey you guys all ok????Noone has heard anything for a while again, remember all us saddo's back here dream of being where you are so keep us updated een if it is justa message on the board if you cannot take 1 minute out of your oh so busy schedules every day to let us know you are ok. Alby, keith and your dad have just shown some concern as they all keep sending messages and getting no reply. xx to you all

jonno- i told ya 7/1 was a good price for us to win that cricket

Hi Benny Boy As you know Faye had the Baby, Phoebe. She is lovely but soooo small she makes you look like a big ol' lump when you were born!!! Faye and John are doing well. No surprise you lost something..... still could have been worse!! Did you hear Jodie was on the telly on her birthday? They picked her out in the crowd at Upton Park. She was well excited. We have saved it. I have seen it about a million trillion times!! But it is good. It is just her and nobody else on the screen for about 5 seconds..... Hope all is well with you and the boys. Send our love to everyone. XX Ging Gang

Hi Ben Hope your all still having a ball. Saw jod on bus this morning,she told me u may be 1000,s of miles away but your still being a pain in the butt, over your so called lost card!!!!!!!!! We all had such a great time in Paris,nan loved it. Little baby Phoebe is still holding her own,but so very tiny.Bless her. Love u tons, take care all of you. xxxxxxxxxxShasha