is that a mistake in your photo diary? surely you mean tony with 70th pint on floor!!!

Hello you two

Have been reading all your messages and I am surprised at how many friends you have between you - did you have to pay them to put their messages on?!! Hope you are both having a fab time, we are missing you loads, well at least Dad is, had you guessed (Text, Text etc.) Has their been any news on the house front whilst you have been away. I would be really nice for you is it had sold by the time you got home eh? or at least nearly.

Am off to bed now so will check in with you again soon (that £20 you gave me will only get you two more messages- I am not cheap you know) p.s. Bye the way Andrea, if none of this message makes you laugh do not be alarmed as it does not contain any injury etc to innocent people. Just ask you husband and I am sure he will be able to explain adult humour to you.

Lots of Love

Big Sis xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

only arsenal are boring

CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!! THE BEST TEAM IN ENGLAND .....AND BY A COUNTRY MILE!

(what gos up gotta come down)
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didnt portsmoth do well

last weekend was portsmouth 1 man u 0
today portsmouth 2 leeds 1
u probably didnt want to know that because portsmouth are c**p

totenham 2 arsenal 2
you didnt winh this time did ya

Some things don't change. Trains were delayed about 3hrs for my poor Mum after visiting Mary in Wimbledon.(Incident) @ Thornton Heath and for the Football on Saturday the District line was closed between Victoria and Earls Court. Luckily Trevor drove, I closed my eyes and held on for dear life. Tounge in Cheek, but the seatbelt was pretty elastic.
More tounge in cheek. I'm glad you are now in a civilised country without venomous nasty slivery sorts of things or spiders. God save the Queen and hope you are celebrating tonight when Arsenal possibly win the league. Back to the Ironing.

Hello Mr & Mrs Plaw

We are just having a quick look at the website and looks as though you're having a great time, drinking beer in your matching T-Shirts! Life at BDO is the same as usual, Rehana says she is enjoying the peace and quiet and we are getting lots and lots of work done!!! Honest!!!

Anyway, just wanted to say, loved the wedding, you both looked very happy and a drunken time was had by all. Andrea, you looked lovely, but we would have probably preferred not to have seen your tanned knickers!!!

Anyway, enjoy the rest of your honeymoon! See you soon.
xxxx

Hi Guys

Hope you're enjoying the honeymoon. Chucked it down here on Sunday, but weather is improving now. I don't want to know about the weather where you are!

Tony, Arsenal will win the title if Chelsea don't beat Newcastle and we beat Spurs. Wouldn't that be nice? If Chelsea lose and Man Utd don't beat Liverpool (some hope!) A draw will do us. Don't you just love the maths?

Andrea, don't worry - all the P35s are being done! Contrary to expectations, we have still not been taken over in your absence. Everyone is behaving themselves at work, even me!

Take care, Nick

70TH Floor(Tony)-must have had a few beers in you? Persuasive or what Andrea? Also must be dreaming Norwich are now in Premiership. Good Karma to you both.