Loved the latest pictures, Have you seen any lions yet?

Has Debbie lost her hat?

Michael got his promotion.

you both look very happy, we are missing you so much, i am working my way through Debs cosmetic product and make up, payback time. looking forward to hearing from you soon.

love mam and dad smith

Hey! just saw your pics and postcard, looks like your having a great time, we are very jealous!! especially liking debbie's hat. Before i forget i would like to change my order from a normal monkey (small) to the 'wise old yet arroused' baboon, think he'll come in handy and go down well at parties. you both look very tired, no wonder with the hours your keeping! have you actually planned any rest into your travel itinery? we miss you both lots and look foward to hearing from you next time, all our love Mam, Dad and Matt!

p.s if someone could post how sue's hot date went, just being nosey...

Pipex is up and running now so i can keep track of your travels, looking forward to seeing photos from the safari. hope you are both taking care of each other. have a fantastic time.

love Dad 

Alrite mate

Nice pics!! Say hi to Debs.

Hope your having a great time....looks like it! Have you tasted any culinary delights yet......such as....i dunno...cows heads? 

We're off in November-we'll set up a site as well so we'll let you know the address.

Whats your next stop?

Take it easy.....chill-ax

T&N 

 initially thought that this picture of cows head was the name of a place, now when i have tried magnifying it, it looks a bit grim. hope it was'nt lunch. hope your both having a great time, take care.

Just found out from your Dad that you are in South Africa. Hope you're having a fantastic trip.Not surprised that you are exploring- your adventurous streak was evident aged 5 at Keswick!!! Enjoy!

Erm... I did have loads of paragraphs and punctuation and things in that last post ... and it was all arranged into the shape of a cow's head. Not sure what happened to turn it into an unreadable glob of text.

Bloody interweb.

 OMG LOL !!!!!11!!1ONE!!!! WTF RAOFLMAO (only Caroline understands this stuff)

mmmm - cow heads, the corner stone of any delicious Indiana Jones type meal or macabre puppetry routine... 'hello, I'm the severed head of a dead cow, and welcome to my new children's television programme with Philip Schofield and Andy Crane...'

Good times!

So - what's the score on the monkey? It looks like you have an order for at least two placed all ready, and we don't want any of this stuffed toy or fake monkey rubbish, we want REAL illegally smuggled small monkeys that can do tricks and rudimentary tasks like pick pocketing, cooking and quad bike maintenance. I told you you should have taken Nicholas' large back pack, you could have frozen the monkeys into a deep sleep and smuggled them back into the country that way. If you can't smuggle a monkey out of Africa, try bringing diamonds.

So - the photographs look good... the whole website is looking better; they must have really needed your £15 or however much it was to set up the account. I logged on the other day and it looked like a front for an under funded terrorist organisation, now it looks like a front for a well funded drugs cartel. Kudos.

Anyway - it looks like you're having a blast and enjoying S.A. plenty, which is good (told you it would be fun). If it turns out you've just been eating at Nando?s all the time you've been over there I'm going to kick your asses (there are more Nando?s in South Africa than anywhere else in the world, the first Nando?s was started in JoBerg in 1987 and the only kosher Nando?s is in Waverley in JoBerg. That's why you went isn't it? You love chicken). Otherwise you're perfectly safe.

So - have fun and stay out of trouble. Try and avoid that woman Debbie's laughing at (she looks handy) and do loads and loads of great things... take Debbie to see a dog fight, streak through down town JoBerg, try and take a photograph of yourself outside of every Nando?s?

Take it easy - Daniel

Hi Guys!!!!!

 Hope you both are well and having a brilliant time.  Saw the pictures...look great...want to see more of you two.  Sue's got a hot date weekend with bloke from hols.  Rita's returned from her jolly hols and is now part of the design lot!!!  Matt man is off on holiday now getting pre baby events out of the way.  He is spending a week of playstation, drinking and watching star wars!!!!

Off for an exciting lunch.  Miss you lots.  Rita says get some braids - ps that was for Alec.

Take care lots of love to you both -

Sue & Rita xxxxx 

hey guys! hope your still having a good time, impressed with the site but get the feeling you may get bored of putting things on it and forget about it half way through the trip. Just to let you know a miss u both and cant wait to see you when you get back and hear some of your stories! p.s if that Daniel guy is gettin a monkey (small) i would also like one....

liked the first journal article, that chap on the photo looks familiar, who does it remind you of?

We, The Berry Family are a little underwelmed with the chicken and chips. Please try harder in future in the culinary area. We also feel the nurses of Thirsk may be simillarly disappointed.If you struggle to eat more adventurously just make things up, it will look better in the ethernet than bald statements of truth.We are slightly worried you may atually be in Wigan or somewhere simillar, as per the moon landing conspiracy and so this would not be an original deception and if this is the case your poor understanding of imaginary foods will let you down quickly. We look forward to your continued efforts to fox us with your stories. If wild animal photos have bars in evidence we will not be deceived. Please take good care of yourselves and write back soon.